[Holiday/Comedy/Children] Jordan Firstman - Secrets (Mastered) (2025)

Genre: Comedy
Release Date: 11 April 2025
Capitol Records; ℗ 2025 Openly Gay Productions, under exclusive license to UMG Recordings Inc.
Track List:
01. Six minute interlude
02. I wanna see my friends dicks
03. Pennies in my pussy
04. I’m quitting my job tomorri
05. My sisters tryin’ to fuck and she needs to chill
06. Purposely relapsing for attention (feat. Suki Waterhouse)
07. Poop is pee and pee is poop (feat. Rachel Sennott)
08. Mother’s prayer
09. I’m hoarding cum
10. I cry when I masterbate
11. I’m ran through
12. I held my moms breast every morning before school till I was 12
13. Passed out drunk making mac and cheese woke up to a fireman in my apartment
14. I prefer the ugly ones
15. I can only cum with a loaded gun in my hand (live from the Biarritz Jazz Festival, 1970)
16. I’m I lesbian
https://music.apple.com/us/album/secrets/1807628878